DAILY SHORT: pawn shoppin

i once took an old television to a pawn shop. the pawn shop owner wanted to plug it up, and take her for a proverbial(for dub) spin. he said, "what you want for it?" i said fitty! he said thirty? i said no thanks he then said" how bout forty". i said how bout we "WAYNE FOR FITTY OR THIRTY? that is sudden death(john wayne style) paper,rock, scissors! he wasnt familiar with the term or the technique.. so i offered to flip a coin..heads you give me fifty bucks,tails you give me thirty bucks. he agreed and i of course won and took the fifty bucks from his sad defeated hand and strutted out the door, i laughed and said, "nice doing business with ya". my buddy looked back and said, "HE DOESNT LOSE!"

WE WAYNIN'?