SHENGTH IN BLUNTHERS

LOUISVILLE HOLTZ

i am not sure what his real first name is but i love him like a grandpa and aint nobody named louisville. a friend of mine says john madden is americas grandpa which makes a lot of sense and is really just a hilarious thought. Problem is i relate to both of them so well. i love football and like lou i smile a lot after i say something and everyone cant figure out why i am smiling and like john madden i would sell my soul for a bloomin' onion, my name on a video game and something to make my feet forever stop itching. i do not fear flying, and i dont have any super bowl rings and i have never coached in the sec.. and i dont have problems saying S' s. so the likeness stops at goofy smiles and a weight problem but still i love sweet lou.

i have listed some descriptions of feelings, expectations, thoughts or whatever that are vague and without explanation.. i will list the answers upside down on page 84 of your in-flight magazine.just kidding i will list them at the bottom of this blog.

VAGUE/UNCLEVER

1. intense pain, followed by intense nausea, followed by intense pain.

2. not nearly as fun as advertised. there is one exception

3. something innocent you do, that without fail, you wish you could undo.

4. up down up down left right left right a b a b select start

5.Enter the initials AR, then highlight K, hold the START and L buttons down and press X

HIGHLIGHT BOTTOM TO SEE ANSWERS. ITS MY OWN LITTLE FUN SECRET CODE!

HIGHLIGHT BY DRAGGING BELOW FOR ANSWERS:

VAGUE/UNCLEVER KEY

1.i refuse to sugar coat this: spraying lotrumin on jock itch or heat rash.

2.video games with special controllers, guns(duck hunt) blows,only exception track and field mat

3.All you can eat Chinese buffet.& a million other things.. like the log ride @ six flags(refer back to #1)

4. first of all contra.. second of all instant friday afternoon/saturday morning nostalgia.

5. code on NBA JAMS to get bill clinton on your team.

ICE STAGES ON CONTRA ARE REALLY HARD!