i predicted last year that..
LSU would win the National Championship..its in my blog...i also predicted that i would break par.. LSU won it and i Broke Par. i made some stupid ass prediction about Big Ben having a crush on Brady and that favre would change his name to Cal Ripken III...i want to make some predictions for this fall so that i will publish proof that i told you so...
- Saints win 11 games
- Big Ben has MVP(ish) season and i tell everyone he is a fluke and that he has a tattoo that says "My Fair Brady" in pink.
- LSU wins again.
- Michael Phelps is actually part Manning, part fish, part George Muresan(my giant)
- i win my fantasy league only to be stiffed on prize money (again)
- ESPN Outside The Lines does a special on my Baggo Exploits which highlights my ability to embrace adversity and distraction and beat people in ways they didnt know they could be beaten... and they interview Rob Owens and he complains that i lost to him at my bachelor party and that i lost money to him... and Paul Cavell will vouch for my history of finagling out of bets... only for me to be vindicated when a camera crew interviews everyone else that knows either one of them and paul is full of shit in general and they all say that rob is a sore winner and loser and that i won back the money fair and square and then Rob and Paul will not be available for comment..because Rob is at the bar "bouncing" and paul is creating some innovative way to make money doing nothing... Then Carson Palmers people call my people and challenges me and my teammate (patrick ramsey) to a Best of 5 series on pay-per-view at Madison Square Garden, which we inevitably win in 3 and put all naysayers..including Rob to rest.
7 comments:
you will NEVER beat me and Jar on the old board...EVER. I say this with full confidence that you and I know this already. Might I say that your "Fighting Tom Bradys" inspired my Fantasy Golf team to be named " The fighting CHarles Barkleys". I'm good at 3 things...Baggo, Screwing, and Danny Graham impressions...and Ive already done 2 of those things today son.
Me and Carson Palmer would destroy you and Patrick. My lifetime winning percentage against you is .500 so the odds aren't as bad as you wish they were.
we all know that paul is a head case and cant beat anyone in anything (except for the chumps at the horses hoe that are on the tail end of a 48 hour run)...also i predict rob says "here's the deal" at least 5 times in the otl interview.
I have just leased some space and am building a BAGGO training center in South Florida. It is indoors and air conditioned poorly. i expect that Broward County's own Don King Enterprises will be developing the site further as he is investing in some alternative sporting Venues (two JaiLai centers in the last couple of years). He may get beat to the punch as I have a deal penciled with the Drew Rosenhaus Camp to train guys here in the interim between college season's end and the beginning of the pro circuit. The Detmer brothers are already on board and we have a handshake agreement with the Matt and Misty May Treaner to come to work full time to make South Florida the Spring Training home of the ArkLaMiss centric BAGGO world.
Me and Pewing dominated a couple of Jayhawk fans in Kansas last weekend in baggo...too bad our bulldawgs didnt do the same...
Pew/Jewing must have been ON his game b/c you didnt do nothing against the likes of McHale/Cavell the other day. Good thing i'm extremely clutch in money games
true true, but my loud and obnoxious cheering played a small role in your success...
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