mister world-wide etc.

I now have statistics on several areas of this blog.  I have always been curious about the traffic stats of Strength in Blunders... which posts were most visited, who checks in on SiB that I know personally, and have strangers found it, liked it, and check in on it from time to time?  What we found out may shock you? (camera switches to shot of a clock ticking...tick, tick, tick)  Its not that dramatic...   Actually I dont know names or anything but I do know with certainty that strangers have found this proverbial dot on the map. But How? you ask.  Well most simply, "They aint from 'round here, and I aint got no kin folk or otherwise in them parts.  Anyway... the specifics of how are beyond me, and it is just numbers not names but I do have visits per country per post... There is a stat keeper (proverbial mathlete) that gives me a report of what blog posts have been viewed and... from what country each were viewed.  Turns out Strength in Blunders is kind of an international sensation and someone(s) in Russia is/are tuned in quite a bit.
 BTW no offense Russia but your Public Relations/Chamber of Commerce needs to get with Hollywood (USA) and try to get some movies set in "Summertime Russia" with a Russian Hero.  Speaking from an American audience perspective...
Love stories do not exist in Russia, Russia men break legs, and its always negative 20 degrees.  WTH? (what the heck?)
I think Americans are ready for a Sunny Romantic Comedy outta ya'll ("Bbl BCe" is Russian for: you all [which is the long way of saying ya'll])... Its never too late to change your image and nothing does more for a tarnished reputation than a scenic feel good story.

I am realistic and chalk up the visits from 10 foreign countries as accidents or key word search for Joe Dirt that was on the 45th page of google or perhaps a concerned parent was trying to find out about A.D.D. and got here by some twist of fate and now believes that their child could harness the hyper-energy makes them different and they too could have a world-wide impact

I am also ridiculous... and maybe... just maybe... my b.s. bares striking resemblance to the free flowing genius of their long lost hero. (ancient even)... Maybe I am like Joe (Tom Hanks) from Dante's Peak Krakatoa, East of Java,When Time Ran Out...  Joe vs. The Volcano and I am important on an epic level in some remote land...
Alternatively, I could be stirring up some international resentment for the Boston Red Sox, Tim Duncan, Big Ten, or enriching the lives of foreign: Saints, Rangers, Ocho Cinco, Miami Hurricanes, gas station bean burrito fans.  I may not have blogged about gas station bean burritos but they are great,   good , tempting beyond better judgment at least once.  (see tongue to battery, belly flop, holding a snake, watching hockey, rollerblading, curry, sardines, shaved head, mustaches, Toms, eating snow, any ab mechanism, tanning beds, earwax removal kit, biore blackhead strips, nair, suspenders, bow ties, renting a scooter, shaking a vending machine to get free snacks.)



if the world wants more... I'm gonna give 'em what they want.
I guess thats why its called the world wide web. 
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