I will spare the loyal readers any long winded apology or excuse for what has been my longest drought. I have not even had writers block or a lack of appropriate topics.. I mean the BBQ tour is underway.. I do landscape maintenance with father and son hispaniola that don't habla eng eng english and I don't speak esp esp spanish. I don't spell very well in both languages so I got that going for me.. I am good at sharades though sharaids is a word too infrequently used for me to google and make sure I have it right.. After all I am phlogging.. Phonelogging=phlogging not the torcher technique and not a new slang word that you sheltered readers are trying to cross reference in your street beat magazine. Anyways I am trying to say that I have a lot to blog phlog.. Blog is short for web log..but if I tried e-log for phon(e log) it would seem like a knock off on weblog..
I sweat in 65degree temperatures so the recent spike in temperatures leaves me nothing short of miserable by one o clock everyday.. The mexicans candito and pueblo..last name I will not reveal.. I don't want them getting the wrong kind of attention..just take my word pueblo claims to be 21 and he is probably 13. Candito is probably 40 and is 4'6" tall cute as can be.. He rides bitch in the big truck and his feet dont even touch the hump in the floor. I will post pictures soon as I get them.. Anyways its hot as shit and the johnny messicos look at me and I just shake my head and they say mucho caliente? I say mucho mucho... They respond with no bueno? I say no freaking bueno.. They laugh at my fat shweaty ass..I am not sure how truck translates to spanish but I decided on la trucka.. And it sounds right but everytime I say it they laugh and say some shit in spanish and then say la trucka.haha.. It kind of makes me mad. I just want in on what's so damn funny.. Oh and bag in spanish sounds like balsa.. Which we told them translates to ballsack..it is my way of getting back at them for la trucka .. Balsa de Juevos.. Sorry for my crudeness.. Geurin is the only gringo that works with us since paul left.. Paul taught pueblo to say, "I like your sister" to which geurin added some profanity so now pueblo is gonna tell some meat head that he likes his sister and then call him something terrible.. Anyways I am tds to you or shawballs but to my amigos I am charlie.. My boss calls me shaw which said fast sounds like shawl which said fast over the roar of a lawnmower sounds like charles which turned into charlie..
Give em what they want.. Over and out!
Charlie
