Saturday, July 26, 2008

You are too old mr. Quarterback, MOVE ON.




i think i speak for all sports fans and especially nfl fans when i say to the old man quarterback... just retire and move on. i mean it would be great if you could play forever but Geritol isnt magical, its the beggining of the end. i am of course talking about... Vinny "da thing wit da thing" Testaverde...oh did you think i was talking about Favre? how could you? he is like a volvo with 300k miles on it... yeah its a station wagon with faded out paint, but while its ugly and sometimes you think maybe its time to drive it off a cliff...you love it.. because in the end... you nothing without those 300 thousand miles. when greats retire, you quickly reflect on things they did that you say never before and never again. i think, i am not sure, but i think, he will be the last real cowboy to fling it. the business of big city/big money football has risk- averse ivy leaguers in the front office sipping lattes and mineral water talking about how not to lose and researching if and why playoff success has anything to do with having a bigger jumbo tron..
of course i am embellishing or actually just stating a mental image as fact but Green Bay execs of yester-year... sat around a cheese platter and keg of old milwaukee and shot the shit with bart starr and talked about how vince lombardi took himself way too seriously. one of was probably hunting in georgia and just happened to hunt with favre.. found him to be an alright dude and an excellent caller of ducks. so at the next meeting of the minds, he invited brett to have a snap of snuff with him and his buddies. Everybody wanted to know if he ever saw elvis in the stands and they all took bets on favre throwing a football through a brick wall.. when he failed..it went double or nothing on wether he could throw the empty keg into lambeau from the parking lot... when he failed.. it went double or nothing again on prank calling john madden. they were simple smart and not worried about making a mistake.. is Rodgers going to be good?.. who knows.. is brett favre going to be good next year? who knows...but year after year.. you face the possibility that your qb is not going to produce like he has in the past but you have to believe that if your qb has a long history of enormous success.. its worth keeping him in to see if the smoke of years past still means fire for the future. green bay could actually win the super bowl next year... with favre the chances are much greater wouldnt you think? even an ivy leaguer couldnt bench the gun slinger if he could obtain the holy grail as soon as february

i want vick back and favre in green and shockey stay civil and deuce to get loose.

give the people what they really want...

sorry vincent.

tshiz

Monday, July 14, 2008

things people get away with

I am moving to jackson, mississippi. My wife and I have made frequent one day trips there to plan our new life. We had lunch a local hotspot last week and I was shocked by their ties... It was full of suits young and old. Some youngsters were wearing bow ties. It is no doubt a southern thing but you must be trying hard to make a statement to wear a bow tie.. Even if it looks great on you. Of all the posers I saw wearing them, one heavy set young lad caught my eye. He looked sharp, approachable, and ready to succeed at whatever came his way.. This thought crossed my mind.. Would all these idiots wear nickers on the golf course in Scotland, or the little cowboy string ties to work in Ft. Worth, Texas? Anyway my point is one guy in the bunch made it look good and it made him look good.
One of my coaches from high school does the old point from the hip wave when he sees you around town.. He makes it look so cool that I wondered why everyone didn't do it.. Then I told my wife about it and tried "saying what's up" with the six shooter wave.. She laughed and made fun of how stupid it looked. It is not for everyone..the same goes for many hats..if the hat is good looking on the shelf or greg norman.. It may not look good on you. One of my "things" is that can wear pretty much any hat. ugly hats look good on me (except for shallow golf hats) .. My friend Adam says hats look good on me because my head is a perfect circle from a "birds eye view" a gift and a curse no doubt..
How do black guys make tank tops look good? Don't say because they are muscled up.. Fat black guys make big tank tops look good.. Put a heavy set white guy in a tank top and women and children will avoid him and guys will mock him.. Put a ripped up white guy in a michael jordan jersey and hes trying hard to be something he isn't.
DARE TO BE DIFFERENT!
But please research and choose wisely what looks good feels good and/or reflects well on you and those who love you and those that may not love you but are stuck being affected by the decisions you make! If you have any questions.. Post comments or check out a mirror!

Gosta gib 'em what day wonnt! MIA "the shiz"

Honorable mentions
- chin strap beards/ goatees
- white shoes/belts(men)
- popped collars
- leather anything
- cell phone belt clips
- winking at people
- I would say bald heads but that is something some people can't help.
- long hair
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