predictions

i predicted last year that..
LSU would win the National Championship..its in my blog...i also predicted that i would break par.. LSU won it and i Broke Par. i made some stupid ass prediction about Big Ben having a crush on Brady and that favre would change his name to Cal Ripken III...i want to make some predictions for this fall so that i will publish proof that i told you so...

- Saints win 11 games
- Big Ben has MVP(ish) season and i tell everyone he is a fluke and that he has a tattoo that says "My Fair Brady" in pink.
- LSU wins again.
- Michael Phelps is actually part Manning, part fish, part George Muresan(my giant)
- i win my fantasy league only to be stiffed on prize money (again)
- ESPN Outside The Lines does a special on my Baggo Exploits which highlights my ability to embrace adversity and distraction and beat people in ways they didnt know they could be beaten... and they interview Rob Owens and he complains that i lost to him at my bachelor party and that i lost money to him... and Paul Cavell will vouch for my history of finagling out of bets... only for me to be vindicated when a camera crew interviews everyone else that knows either one of them and paul is full of shit in general and they all say that rob is a sore winner and loser and that i won back the money fair and square and then Rob and Paul will not be available for comment..because Rob is at the bar "bouncing" and paul is creating some innovative way to make money doing nothing... Then Carson Palmers people call my people and challenges me and my teammate (patrick ramsey) to a Best of 5 series on pay-per-view at Madison Square Garden, which we inevitably win in 3 and put all naysayers..including Rob to rest.

imoana

i moan to i just aint chet. (i am going to i just have not done it yet.)

sometimes phrases come out of the south that get made fun of, make people millions of dollars, make movies funnier, make it hard to get a sandwich.

these phrases also make it easy for people to feel stupid for being smart. so many southerners use this warped version of our language(educated and uneducated alike) that outsiders are laughed at when they dont know, what all coke can mean, what it means to be tarred, what it means to be fitna or fixinta. the same barrier is a problem for old folks understanding the youngsters.

there is no point to be made except maybe that i love the regional dialects that screws up outsiders and confuses teachers and parents.

imoana to write a book someday... as a child when i first learned the word adobe, my plan was to start a book with the sentence, "my name is Randall and i live in adobe hut." my goal at the time was to tell the story of a man living in a hut made of...whatever adobe huts are made of... that is just a stones throw from a city full of buildings, cars, high schools, cheerleaders, banks and all that shat. then i found out Inceno Man, was my idea just better because it was Brendon Frazier and he was a caveman that had been frozen and then thawed into the city scene by Polly Shore. then there was The Village that further limited my ability to distinguish my idea as original. i have decided on a new opening sentence... "The outlook wasnt brilliant for Randall of the adobe hut that day."(delay) sorry my editor told me that my book starts out a lot like "Casey at The Bat"...shit...back to square one... is that a good start? Shit...back to square one.

" 'Shit...back to square one!' said Randall as his adobe hut shrunk to a pile of grass, mud, and sticks. Randall had a keen sense of how to use profanity and cliches of the english language, though his isolation usually had him muttering only noises and grunts to show his emotion..." so now Randall is isolated for a long time... is randall to be played in the movie by Tom Hanks. Randall and his adobe hut and his isolation are dead... for now.

maybe i should write about a really good high school football team. no that would never sell.

New Book

Getting to know the guy

Main Character: BADASS

Name: Greydan Hackseer

Nickname: Hacksaw

Level of badassness: 100% badass (comes with the nickname of course)

Weirdest thing stacks eight nickels in front of his bedroom door, every night before he goes to bed.

Reason for "Weird Thing": Hacksaw is a hard sleeper... he does it so he will know if someone has been in his room at night.

*(i know you are thinking 'knowing someone has been in your room doesnt help anything!' ..well he is not worried about bodily harm or someone stealing stuff..who would steal or try to hurt a guy known as Hacksaw) he is just curious as to whether or not people come in his room while he is asleep. he is a very odd man, dont tell him that i said that he was odd. he is a badass.

imoana get in shape.

imoana help somebody with sumpn

imoana blog mo

imoana stop cussin so much in my damn blog

imoana learn from my mistakes

imoana shave in na moanin

Fantasy starts soon... get you popcorn ready.. the "Fighting Tom Bradys" have disbanded and now its "Me Against The World"

Chad "Ocho Cinco" Johnson News

i heard that after fines and threats of suspension for his antics the super star receiver has decided to quit fooling around and get serious.. how serious... well i have been told that he has filed the necessary paperwork to have his name legally changed to Chad Ocho Cinco.

Boy do i hope that its true.

i have now moved, as i planned to in previous blogs, to Jackson, Mississippi. i study more than ever and less than i should... law school is easy to enjoy when you are in class and know whats going on... its like getting the chance to prove yourself again and again everyday... that is kind of exciting. it also provides the opportunity to look like an idiot again and again everyday which is kind of not so exciting. i will be sitting down at a computer much more frequently now that i am not mowing and maintaining with Chino, and Jose, so imoana blog mo.

other names to make the new book...

Earl Hazzard

Guy Yarborough (he is an actual person..so if you know him dont tell him before i get the chance to ask him... he knows Hacksaw and i dont want no trouble.)

Lanny "Long Legs" White