Good Day blundersome patrons
This blog has long been dormant and I am hesitant to claim that it is "BACK". How-eva (where did Stephen A. go?) I do have some bull shat to share.
With less than one year left in Law School, I must face the reality of actually practicing law, or do I?
In December of 2007 I gave the audience a snap shot of strength in blunders financials. At that time SIB was hauling in 1.5 figures. So I think you all deserve to know that SIB has exceeded most expectations by roaring into 2.5 figures while its proverbial driver was asleep at the wheel. I must say that I was even shocked to see that SIB had become a viable cash-cow. I'll have you know that there are books that tell people to create "passive income" so that they make money while doing nothing. I thought they meant I should get AFLAC (still pays when you cant work) but now I see that writing stuff is what they meant. Cousin Eddie said it was Jelly of the Month, but that was in the 80's when jelly was hot, and gas was cheap.
I want to highlight some of my earlier blogs to see how they feel today.
Some may say atleast i am not like him, he spends so much time and energy on golf and
blogging and has nothing to show for it (nothing? Double Fig-yas), while others say he may
be lazy but atleast he is well rested.
its like shawshank or white beaches, if they dont move you every time you experience them, you are emotionally constipated and due for a break down. call someone you trust(someone of the cloth) and deal with it.
If you are sleeping until daylight and cant figure out why you cannot get ahead...WAKE UP and smell the Geritol.
some seconds take minutes and some hours take seconds. for example,somewhere a kid is trying to break his personal record for holding his breath which until now has been exactly one minute. he gets passed the 55 second mark, little more than 5 seconds until he breaks the record,suddenly seconds triple in length, while somewhere else, during the exact same 60 second span, some guy sprints(on his tiptoes) through a QUICKSTOP store, kicks in a bathroom door, flips on the light, struggles with hand to hand combat with his belt and button,rips open his fly, then pauses, and when the pressure eases momentarily he leaves his feet and lands at terminal velocity on the coldest, grossest, finest most wonderful thing his two fat cheeks have every been privileged to touch. the value and length of a second is relative to circumstance. why does the fifteen minutes between snoozes last for only a blink of an eye and the last fifteen minutes at work on friday last 6 hours.
Why hasnt Brett Favre Retired?
The Rangers won the American League and the Saints won the Super Bowl in the same year... I said in a blog once that my identity as a sports fan was doomed to be a loser by geographical circumstance.
It seems the tables have turned... I am looking at you New York.
lazy but I am from the tortoise school of thought.
standing up for strength in blunders.
sorry for wasting your time with reruns and halfassedness
sheez
